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Comments

Re: A [Video]

[flying_beefcake]

No, it's toothpaste that makes you sick if you eat it, not everything minty.

[Yeah, he's taking another big bite, still grinning.]

This tastes way better than Colgate, too. It's like a sweet mint, not that really sharp peppermint you get sometimes.

[cyan_maid]

No, sir, I am telling you from experience that those berries are not meant for human consumption!

[Also my gosh, why even eat that much of anything minty, mint is fine but only in small doses!!!!!]

I can't say I know what that one does, but the one I ate was incredibly disgusting, and apparently the least bad of the bunch! I really do think you should spit it out and stop before the effects kick in, whatever they are!

[flying_beefcake]

You sure it's all the berries? That seems weird. Like if every kind of nut were poisonous instead of just coconuts.

[Kevin, no.]

And even that's just like-

[One second, mental calculations of some kind running.]

One in a thousand people, I think? They kill maybe a hundred or so people a year. You sure you're not just allergic? I've had like three or four of these and I- [yawn] -'scuse me, I feel fine.

[cyan_maid]

...Coconuts aren't poisonous. They just fall from very high, are quite hard, and can definitely kill you if you get knocked in the head.

[An eyebrow is going way up. What do those things even do...]

Three or four of that exact berry, or of different kinds?

[flying_beefcake]

Oh, really? Huh, the more you know.

And it's been all- [yawn] -'scuse me, man, I must've slept worse than I thought- all this kind. Big bush of 'em.

[cyan_maid]

...Sir...I really, really think that eating one was bad enough, but three or four...

[There is no way she's going to be able to help you unless someone gets a stomach pump out there huh]

[flying_beefcake]

[He is going to pass out as soon as this call is over, if not sooner.]

No, it's fine, really, I- uh-

[He's looking a little slower on the uptake than usual, if that were possible.]

I like mint stuff. One time when I was a kid I ate like an entire box of candycanes. ...I mean I got sick all over the carpet afterward, but I'm pretty sure that was the sugar, not the mint.

[cyan_maid]

[Or the sheer quantity. Sir how have you not died yet.]

That may be all well and good, but whether they're minty or not, the berries are very bad for humans to ingest! How far are you from a town, do you know? You should get to a doctor as soon as possible!