DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT (for Team Rocket's glory)

[indigo_league]

TEST DRIVE MEME

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!


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CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | and | KANTO


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Comments

[monge]

[Nothing like sitting in the dark and waiting for the end to come— WAIT, no. Suddenly, an idea.]

Oh, h-hold on, zura! Maybe your Pokemon knows a move that can put you to sleep, zura!

[He can't even begin to count how many times he's struggled with Hypnosis Rhyhorns. ...Because it's never happened.]

It's easy, all you have to do is— [As if on cue, the Dunsparce that rests in the bag on his back pokes her little head out and lets out a nice, long yawn, spawning what can only be described as a horrible sleep bubble. It smacks right into Komasan's face, popping before he even gets a chance to notice it.] —yeah...just like that...z-zu— [He yawns himself and promptly passes out, smacking into the desk he's apparently sitting at before sliding out of his chair. The Dunsparce manages to slip out before she gets dragged along with him, hovering just above her fallen trainer.]

[toothaches]

<sub>[Maurice opens his mouth...and then he closes it.]

[What the heck had he just watched?]

[He stares at the slumbering duo in the tiny glow of his Poke'Gear screen. With a sigh, Maurice leans back against Meatloaf. Night wasn't that long--not nearly as long as it used to be when he was dead. And he'd get to see that beautiful sunrise again.]</sub>

[monge]

[Dunsparce can only hover for so long, so it doesn't take much time before the tiny fat snake flops onto of her trainer, prompting him to wake back up.

Groggily, he pulls himself back to the desk and thus the 'gear's feed, still loaded with terrible advise.]

And if that doesn't work, you can always make tea, zura.

[You know, in the middle of a forest.]

[toothaches]

_{[As if to illustrate just how bad that last bit of advice is, Maurice looks around him at the steadily darkening field.]}

Riiiiiiight.