TEST DRIVE MEME

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...cause either it'd be a good water source or you're just drinking an animals excessive amount of saliva. I'm...not sure i want to be the one to test that

[Not that he had a water type to test it with anyways but. Still.]

_{[Don't you worry about that Hanna because JACK IS GOING TO BE THAT PERSON god damn it Hanna look what you've done.]}

I'll have to see about Dennis later...ah! Welcome to Johto! While I didn't know the answer to your first question, I can give you a few pointers on washing clothes in the woods.

[He's horrible he knows. Truly awful.] Is Dennis one of yours? And thanks man! I'm kind of excited to be here! I love it to death. Kind of...more relaxing than any big city. And any pointers you have sounds good.

Yes, my Gyarados.

_{[Hopefully someone will be able to stop him before he does something he'll regret.]}

Alright! Listen up!

_{[Jack puffs his chest out and props one fist on his hip. He is now in teacher mode--all those years of giving drama class in Goldenrod never really went away.]}

The book they give you is going to be your friend for quite some time! Pay close attention to what berries it tells you are safe to eat. Do not try to eat anything intended only for Pokemon. You will be very sad.

There are several pools and ponds you can give your clothes a good rinsing in but be careful! Some of the water-types living there may steal your unmentionables. Voice of experience. I never did catch that Polywag.

And. Perhaps the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL. Do not, I repeat do not try to climb the ledges, no matter how short they may appear.

[From past experience with pokemon games Hanna knows that Gyarados are fucking bad ass and he's glad this guy is giving him advice. Probably not some shady dude. Definitely not.]

Okay, don't eat questionable food, watch your underwear and dont uh...why not? Am i gonna rip my pants or...

_{[Jack's eyes narrow and he leans down close to his Poke'Gear.]}

Do not.

[Hanna, while usually gung-ho about doing things people tell him not to, has to wonder if maybe something truly awful is going to happen if he tried.]

Um...you seem reaaaally serious about that so im not going to but. You really cant tell me why?

They are bewitched. The only creature that can cross ledges is a Pokemon called Skiddo. It later evolves into Gogoat. If you ride one, you will be fine. Otherwise...

That's...really weird. What about fences or like, any other sort of barrier? Am I going to have trouble jumping over like, shrubs and shit?

[Because that's just damn inconvenient if you ask him.] Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to see someone cross them on a skiddo though? Like, They cross and just laugh at your struggle. I can see someone doing that.

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