DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT (for Team Rocket's glory)

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Comments

[grifterinpink]

Uh huh. Right.

[This is bizarre. He looks like Jack, sounds like him, but he's not acting like the asshole she knows. Nothing on this planet was making a lot of sense.]

Do you piss people off on a regular basis? Is this a common theme in your life?

[secondhandsome]

I mean, not so much me, but my boss, sure.

...People being pissed in my general direction and shooting at me, though, yeah. Yeah, that's definitely a theme. I mean, not that the shooting part's gonna happen here, since this sure is no Pandora, but uh. Still.

[grifterinpink]

Your....boss.

[Ok, that adds to the weirdness. Handsome Jack was the big head honcho of Hyperion. Every Pandoran knew that. Which could only mean one thing.]

You're not Handsome Jack, are you?

[secondhandsome]

...Oh.

You're from Pandora.

[His face falls a little and he just... breathes for a moment. Not quite a sigh, but close to one. Well, this explains a bunch. Definitely doesn't feel great, still, being mistaken for Jack, even if that's his entire job.]

Yeah, uh, I'm... not, no.

I'm just a guy with the best job in the galaxy. [The sarcasm levels are off the charts here.] I'm his body double.

[grifterinpink]

[Fiona takes a moment to look him up and down. The similarities are striking but there is the fact that he isn't wearing that weird face mask. Plus, he's not dead. Always a bonus when it comes to life around Jack.]

If you want my opinion you aren't doing your job very well. Isn't the whole point of a body double to keep the other guy from dying? Yeah - it's a good thing he's gone since I'd hate to see what his reaction to that would be. So, do you have a name or should I just start calling you Notjack?

[secondhandsome]

Um. What? [What's this about Jack being gone now? Because uh... no, really, what?] Don't really know what you're talking about, Jack's definitely around? I just talked to him the other day.

[And he seriously doubts Jack's gotten himself killed since then, soooo... What gives.]

And, ah... I mean, y'know, legally I'm not allowed to tell you my name. But, well... Not like Hyperion's here anyway, so...

It's Timothy.