Let's Build a CAH Deck!

[a_sin_for_him]

Hello and happy winter season, Poke-friends!

I come to you today with something a little different than your standard meme! I think we're all likely familiar with the game Cards Against Humanity, the party game for horrible people. Thanks to Pretend You're XYZ, Cards Against Humanity can be played online with all your friends!

What does this have to do with Victory Road, some of you may be asking. Well, over the years, In-Character Cards Against Humanities games have become popular! I myself have hosted and participated in many! They're a ton of fun, everyone has a blast, and it adds an extra dimension to the game. Plus, isn't it just hilarious to imagine your character playing Cards Against Humanity?

BUT...one thing about IC Games is that the cards themselves, while hilarious, are all real world things and places and names. Thanks to a companion program to the online CAH engine, it's possible to make custom decks to use with games.

You see where this is going.

Victory Road Cards Against Humanities Deck!

I am making one! What I need from all of you are suggestions for cards! Both black cards and white cards! I am not sure if there is a limit to how many cards in a deck, but if there isn't one, every suggestion will go in!

I'll be taking card suggestions until next Wednesday, Dec 20th! When the deck is done (it may take some time!) the link will be shared, and everyone can use the deck in their online CAH games!

So please leave your Cards Against Humanity Victory Road card suggestions below! There is a handy thread for Questions and a handy thread for Card Suggestions!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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[foolishwren]

BLACK CARDS:
The Legend Seekers' newest discovery: a blurry photograph of _____!
You won't believe what's REALLY in Cerulean Cave: ______
Nobody likes staying town long because the BGM sounds like _______.
Officer Jerry retired in shame for the fifth time after an innocent but embarrassing incident involving _______.
Falkner's latest attempt to draw attention to his gym, __________, backfired spectacularly to the surprise of literally no one.
Give keyboards to a room full of Mankeys and they'll eventually produce ___________.
After staying up all night reading Stephen Kingler's newest horror novel, you'll never be able to look at _________ the same way again.
That breeder said they were selling me a shiny, hidden-ability Charmander, but all that was in the egg was ________.
Everyone thinks Red is just meditating up there on Mt. Silver, but he's actually __________.
After months of silence, Nephelis was finally spotted ___________.
Vulpixar's newest movie throws together the unlikely themes of __________ and __________ in a heartwarming adventure for the whole family!
__________: the worst time to unexpectedly encounter a Mr. Mime.
The Ruins of Alph Unown have spent all morning painstakingly spelling out an urgent message: BEWARE ______________________

WHITE CARDS:
Having a seriously upsetting conversation in public in Goldenrod City and having to listen to the BGM the entire time.
Machamp fuckers.
Arceus' extremely stylish Pangoro hat.
A Croconaw lifeguard trying to give you mouth-to-mouth but accidentally using Water Gun.
Catching a Mimikyu putting shards of glass in your Pikachu's food.
Crying every damn time that little Amaura's mom dies.
The angry old man in Viridian who blocks traffic every morning until someone gives him coffee.
Slugma vomit melting a hole in your hotel room floor during Pokerus season.
The BGM suddenly getting really ominous for no discernible reason.
A phonecall from Youngster Joey.
Knockoff Orange Island-brand merchandise.
A Type: Null whose only glitch is being too good for this world.
Furiously pressing down-B.
Sketchy tabloid headlines about human-Pokemon hybrids that are all just really unfortunate-looking Mr. Mimes.
Desperately warding off a lovestruck Jynx's affections.
Getting all the way to the Indigo Plateau and losing to Will within twin minutes.
A sleeping bag full of Weedles.
A conversation with Clair where she one-ups everything you say.
Bad Dragonite sex toys.
Arguing about pseudo-legendaries with the PokeMart cashier.
Ending up at Dedenny's at 3 in the morning and the only other person there is your rival.
A Pokedoll lying face-down in a puddle.
When the Pokemon you've spent three hours trying to catch uses Explosion.
Jumping into the Cinnabar Volcano to avoid your responsibilities.
Uncomfortably wondering whether or not that weird protrusion on the back of a Whismur is a tail or a butthole.
Steamy fantasies about Dragonmaster Lance.
An EV news interview gone seriously awry.
When Magnalton Brown breaks out the baby-sized kitchen utensils on Fury Cutter Kitchen.
Using your Snorlax as a trampoline.
Badly-photoshopped "shiny" Pokemon in every advertisement.
An extremely fat Pidove.
A businessman whose briefcase is full of My Little Ponyta merch.
An Alakazam who uses his powers exclusively to pants people.