Let's Build a CAH Deck!

[a_sin_for_him]

Hello and happy winter season, Poke-friends!

I come to you today with something a little different than your standard meme! I think we're all likely familiar with the game Cards Against Humanity, the party game for horrible people. Thanks to Pretend You're XYZ, Cards Against Humanity can be played online with all your friends!

What does this have to do with Victory Road, some of you may be asking. Well, over the years, In-Character Cards Against Humanities games have become popular! I myself have hosted and participated in many! They're a ton of fun, everyone has a blast, and it adds an extra dimension to the game. Plus, isn't it just hilarious to imagine your character playing Cards Against Humanity?

BUT...one thing about IC Games is that the cards themselves, while hilarious, are all real world things and places and names. Thanks to a companion program to the online CAH engine, it's possible to make custom decks to use with games.

You see where this is going.

Victory Road Cards Against Humanities Deck!

I am making one! What I need from all of you are suggestions for cards! Both black cards and white cards! I am not sure if there is a limit to how many cards in a deck, but if there isn't one, every suggestion will go in!

I'll be taking card suggestions until next Wednesday, Dec 20th! When the deck is done (it may take some time!) the link will be shared, and everyone can use the deck in their online CAH games!

So please leave your Cards Against Humanity Victory Road card suggestions below! There is a handy thread for Questions and a handy thread for Card Suggestions!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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QUESTIONS

[a_sin_for_him]

Ask questions about this little project here!

CARD SUGGESTIONS!

[a_sin_for_him]

Leave your card suggestions here!

TURNS OUT I'M BETTER AT BLACK CARDS THAN WHITE CARDS

[meteorman]

Black Cards
TM 666 allows your Pokemon to use the move _____.
The secret ingredient in Pokepuffs is _____.
I challenged Blue's gym and all I got was _____.
_____: the next Aurora Gym Leader.
When I have my own gym, I'm going to make its theme _____.
My favorite type of Pokemon to train is the _____ type.
Well, it took months of hard training, but my _____ finally evolved into _____.
The Alolan form of _____ is so cool! Now it's _____.
I hear in his spare time, Lance likes to _____.
_____ and _____: the Pokemon world's next power couple?
Prepare for trouble, and make it _____.
Team Rocket's new scheme is their worst yet! They're going to steal _____.
In order to appear hip and trendy to new recruits, Team Rocket is changing their name to Team _____.
My psychic Pokemon looked into the future and told me I was going to _____.
What is the best quality to have in a starter Pokemon?
If you don't want a Pokemon to evolve, what should you give it to hold?
I figured how to get Dunsparce to evolve! You just give it a _____.
Where do the eggs come from?
I ate a Paras mushroom and saw _____.
#Find_____.

White Cards
A level 100 Ratata.
Incineroar's disturbingly-attractive pectoral muscles.
Asking whether Fairy is a euphemism or not.
A fire stone but it's actually on fire.
Putting glitter on an egg to make someone think it's a shiny.
The thirty Pokemon you abandoned in the PC.
Bruno's utter lack of emotion.
Lugia's thicc thighs.
#FindLugia
An entire pod of wailord going after the same pokepuff.
Going to Sevii for the winter.
Hot Skitty-on-Wailord action.
Surprisingly creepy Pokedex entries.
A bunch of eggs hatching from a single egg.
That dank Persim Berry tea.
A bong shaped like an Alolan Exeggutor.
The crazy Meowth lady down the street.
Demanding a Pumpkaboo Spice latte in the middle of summer.
Buying eggs even though you have ten eggs already rotting in your PC.
Finding out your fiancee was just a really dedicated Ditto.
Legendary Beasts vs. Legendary Birds discourse.
Online Pokepuff recipes prefaced by ten paragraphs about growing up on a berry farm.
Making a 'gear callout post for a gym leader who beat you.
Replacing your Farfetch'd's leek with a toblerone when it isn't looking.
Seeing just how many Inkay you can fit in the bottle at once.

TO BE ADDED TO!

[a_sin_for_him]

Black Cards

COMING SOON!

White Cards

Recreating famous music videos in public restaurants.

A horde of diseased rattata spilling out of a bathroom stall.

Going to the moon.

The sound of two ditto slapping together.

When your pokemon are getting more action than you are.

Feeding the guts of your enemies to a school of sharpedo.

Opening your eyes after masturbating and wondering how long your Jigglypuff's been staring at you.

Trying to climb up a ledge.

Finally going crazy from the music.

A bad berry trip.

A feral child bursting out of your garbage can.

[schachmeister]

Black cards

Presenting the newly discovered legendary pokemon: _______.
I participated in an event and all I got was _______.
Next year's prom theme: _______.
Pokecentres now embracing the curative powers of _______.
Dude, Suicune just stole my _______.
Today's forecast: swarms of _______.



White cards

Spheal tiddies
A very naughty furret
AC

Re: CARD SUGGESTIONS!

[paladinlost]

BLACK CARDS
On the first day of Christmas, Delibird gave to me: ___.
I wanna be the very best ___, like no one ever was.
I'll trade you this egg for ___.
___: Johto's new president.
Where in Kanto is ___?
I'd let ___ play with my pokéflute, if you know what I mean.


WHITE CARDS
Making Whitney cry again.
Mom's homemade lunch.
A particularly ugly Alolan Persian.
A furry with a Lucario fetish.
Giving Arceus a sandwich.
Getting in touch with your inner Bidoof.
Fairy-type Hidden Power.

/cracks knuckles

[foolishwren]

BLACK CARDS:
The Legend Seekers' newest discovery: a blurry photograph of _____!
You won't believe what's REALLY in Cerulean Cave: ______
Nobody likes staying town long because the BGM sounds like _______.
Officer Jerry retired in shame for the fifth time after an innocent but embarrassing incident involving _______.
Falkner's latest attempt to draw attention to his gym, __________, backfired spectacularly to the surprise of literally no one.
Give keyboards to a room full of Mankeys and they'll eventually produce ___________.
After staying up all night reading Stephen Kingler's newest horror novel, you'll never be able to look at _________ the same way again.
That breeder said they were selling me a shiny, hidden-ability Charmander, but all that was in the egg was ________.
Everyone thinks Red is just meditating up there on Mt. Silver, but he's actually __________.
After months of silence, Nephelis was finally spotted ___________.
Vulpixar's newest movie throws together the unlikely themes of __________ and __________ in a heartwarming adventure for the whole family!
__________: the worst time to unexpectedly encounter a Mr. Mime.
The Ruins of Alph Unown have spent all morning painstakingly spelling out an urgent message: BEWARE ______________________

WHITE CARDS:
Having a seriously upsetting conversation in public in Goldenrod City and having to listen to the BGM the entire time.
Machamp fuckers.
Arceus' extremely stylish Pangoro hat.
A Croconaw lifeguard trying to give you mouth-to-mouth but accidentally using Water Gun.
Catching a Mimikyu putting shards of glass in your Pikachu's food.
Crying every damn time that little Amaura's mom dies.
The angry old man in Viridian who blocks traffic every morning until someone gives him coffee.
Slugma vomit melting a hole in your hotel room floor during Pokerus season.
The BGM suddenly getting really ominous for no discernible reason.
A phonecall from Youngster Joey.
Knockoff Orange Island-brand merchandise.
A Type: Null whose only glitch is being too good for this world.
Furiously pressing down-B.
Sketchy tabloid headlines about human-Pokemon hybrids that are all just really unfortunate-looking Mr. Mimes.
Desperately warding off a lovestruck Jynx's affections.
Getting all the way to the Indigo Plateau and losing to Will within twin minutes.
A sleeping bag full of Weedles.
A conversation with Clair where she one-ups everything you say.
Bad Dragonite sex toys.
Arguing about pseudo-legendaries with the PokeMart cashier.
Ending up at Dedenny's at 3 in the morning and the only other person there is your rival.
A Pokedoll lying face-down in a puddle.
When the Pokemon you've spent three hours trying to catch uses Explosion.
Jumping into the Cinnabar Volcano to avoid your responsibilities.
Uncomfortably wondering whether or not that weird protrusion on the back of a Whismur is a tail or a butthole.
Steamy fantasies about Dragonmaster Lance.
An EV news interview gone seriously awry.
When Magnalton Brown breaks out the baby-sized kitchen utensils on Fury Cutter Kitchen.
Using your Snorlax as a trampoline.
Badly-photoshopped "shiny" Pokemon in every advertisement.
An extremely fat Pidove.
A businessman whose briefcase is full of My Little Ponyta merch.
An Alakazam who uses his powers exclusively to pants people.

BACK FOR ROUND 2

[foolishwren]

BLACK CARDS:
Reason #6829 that Whitney is crying: _________
I received a lifetime ban from the Magnet Train for __________.
Dumpling Dan's food cart success is all thanks to a secret ingredient: ________!
That dubstep Porygon is at it again! It just dropped a hot new remix that only uses the sound of _______.
The final test at Lt. Surge's Survival Bootcamp is _____________.
It's not a proper Weird Weekend until ____________ shows up.
I left an offering of _______ at the Ilex Shrine and the Forest Guardian rewarded me with _________.
The E4 HATE this: level up your Pokemon fast with this one weird trick! _________________.
I stared into the back of a Shedinja and saw _____________.
Where the fuck are the Claunchers, Kathy?
The Mountain Gogoats just dropped their new single, titled _____________.
"I have the Pokemon you're looking for," said the man, who of course, was _____________.
Oh no! Bill accidentally spliced himself with ___________!
If Arceus loves me, why do I keep ___________?

WHITE CARDS:
An Oranguru in a tutu.
Defeating a Mr. Mime in battle only for it to break up into many, smaller Mr. Mimes.
My Pokesona.
Falling into a Bell Tower trap and being left to die by the monks.
Speculating about whether or not the Pokemon Fan Club President is TOO into his Rapidash...
A disgruntled down-on-his-luck Saffron man whose job was outsourced to a Rotom.
Teenagers dramatically RPing Lycanrocs on the network.
A Lickitung set loose in a fancy sushi restaurant.
Delelelelele woooOOOOOOOOP!
A holiday card with a sad Snover and the words "Snowbody to love..." on it.
An Arcanine desperately trying to fit onto the same furniture it loved to nap on as a Growlithe.
A backpack full of Hoothoots.
A Stufful possessed by the ghost of a serial killer.
Castelian sewer Feraligatrs.
An Oshawott screaming and crying as it eats a Watmel Berry.
Obliviously challenging mourners in Lavender Town to a Pokemon battle.
Arriving in the middle of winter with nothing but a Battle Girl outfit.
A staring contest with an Espurr.
An All-Terrain Venomoth.
Door-to-door Hoothoot salesmen.
The contentment that can only be found by listening to your Ducklett eat a bowl of peas.
Spicing up your sex life by incorporating Z-moves into the bedroom.
A Pidgeot with fifty eyes and a billion wings.
Eating a bunch of Rare Candies right in front of your Pokemon and not sharing.
Crashing your Golurk into a swimming pool.
When the Bannette you threw away as a child finally finds you when you're thirty.
Getting angry at your best friend for trading you a Duskull named "Dudeskull".
Trying to warp to every city in Johto in half an hour and puking up your insides when you get to Blackthorn.
Pokemon Center ASMR.
An exceptionally powerful Pachirisu.
Shipping the Legend Seekers with the very Legendaries they seek. Don't like don't read!
A Cleffa who only knows how to say one word besides its name, and that word is "motherfucker".
Teaching your Kadabra "Dream Eater" but not "Hypnosis".
Realizing that given how many Nurse Joys there are, statistically, at least one of them MUST be evil.
A cardboard box big enough for Nephelis to sit in.
A group of Super Nerds trying to pressure you into signing their petition to get "Volbeat" un-canceled.
Silently dreading the day that your excitable Stoutland realizes what "W-A-L-K" means.
Corrie Phisher benevolently flipping you off from the heavens above.
Watching The XY Files with the lights on like a weenie.
Sucking Mewtwo's dick behind the Olivine City PokeMart at 3 AM.