Let's Build a CAH Deck!

[a_sin_for_him]

Hello and happy winter season, Poke-friends!

I come to you today with something a little different than your standard meme! I think we're all likely familiar with the game Cards Against Humanity, the party game for horrible people. Thanks to Pretend You're XYZ, Cards Against Humanity can be played online with all your friends!

What does this have to do with Victory Road, some of you may be asking. Well, over the years, In-Character Cards Against Humanities games have become popular! I myself have hosted and participated in many! They're a ton of fun, everyone has a blast, and it adds an extra dimension to the game. Plus, isn't it just hilarious to imagine your character playing Cards Against Humanity?

BUT...one thing about IC Games is that the cards themselves, while hilarious, are all real world things and places and names. Thanks to a companion program to the online CAH engine, it's possible to make custom decks to use with games.

You see where this is going.

Victory Road Cards Against Humanities Deck!

I am making one! What I need from all of you are suggestions for cards! Both black cards and white cards! I am not sure if there is a limit to how many cards in a deck, but if there isn't one, every suggestion will go in!

I'll be taking card suggestions until next Wednesday, Dec 20th! When the deck is done (it may take some time!) the link will be shared, and everyone can use the deck in their online CAH games!

So please leave your Cards Against Humanity Victory Road card suggestions below! There is a handy thread for Questions and a handy thread for Card Suggestions!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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BACK FOR ROUND 2

[foolishwren]

BLACK CARDS:
Reason #6829 that Whitney is crying: _________
I received a lifetime ban from the Magnet Train for __________.
Dumpling Dan's food cart success is all thanks to a secret ingredient: ________!
That dubstep Porygon is at it again! It just dropped a hot new remix that only uses the sound of _______.
The final test at Lt. Surge's Survival Bootcamp is _____________.
It's not a proper Weird Weekend until ____________ shows up.
I left an offering of _______ at the Ilex Shrine and the Forest Guardian rewarded me with _________.
The E4 HATE this: level up your Pokemon fast with this one weird trick! _________________.
I stared into the back of a Shedinja and saw _____________.
Where the fuck are the Claunchers, Kathy?
The Mountain Gogoats just dropped their new single, titled _____________.
"I have the Pokemon you're looking for," said the man, who of course, was _____________.
Oh no! Bill accidentally spliced himself with ___________!
If Arceus loves me, why do I keep ___________?

WHITE CARDS:
An Oranguru in a tutu.
Defeating a Mr. Mime in battle only for it to break up into many, smaller Mr. Mimes.
My Pokesona.
Falling into a Bell Tower trap and being left to die by the monks.
Speculating about whether or not the Pokemon Fan Club President is TOO into his Rapidash...
A disgruntled down-on-his-luck Saffron man whose job was outsourced to a Rotom.
Teenagers dramatically RPing Lycanrocs on the network.
A Lickitung set loose in a fancy sushi restaurant.
Delelelelele woooOOOOOOOOP!
A holiday card with a sad Snover and the words "Snowbody to love..." on it.
An Arcanine desperately trying to fit onto the same furniture it loved to nap on as a Growlithe.
A backpack full of Hoothoots.
A Stufful possessed by the ghost of a serial killer.
Castelian sewer Feraligatrs.
An Oshawott screaming and crying as it eats a Watmel Berry.
Obliviously challenging mourners in Lavender Town to a Pokemon battle.
Arriving in the middle of winter with nothing but a Battle Girl outfit.
A staring contest with an Espurr.
An All-Terrain Venomoth.
Door-to-door Hoothoot salesmen.
The contentment that can only be found by listening to your Ducklett eat a bowl of peas.
Spicing up your sex life by incorporating Z-moves into the bedroom.
A Pidgeot with fifty eyes and a billion wings.
Eating a bunch of Rare Candies right in front of your Pokemon and not sharing.
Crashing your Golurk into a swimming pool.
When the Bannette you threw away as a child finally finds you when you're thirty.
Getting angry at your best friend for trading you a Duskull named "Dudeskull".
Trying to warp to every city in Johto in half an hour and puking up your insides when you get to Blackthorn.
Pokemon Center ASMR.
An exceptionally powerful Pachirisu.
Shipping the Legend Seekers with the very Legendaries they seek. Don't like don't read!
A Cleffa who only knows how to say one word besides its name, and that word is "motherfucker".
Teaching your Kadabra "Dream Eater" but not "Hypnosis".
Realizing that given how many Nurse Joys there are, statistically, at least one of them MUST be evil.
A cardboard box big enough for Nephelis to sit in.
A group of Super Nerds trying to pressure you into signing their petition to get "Volbeat" un-canceled.
Silently dreading the day that your excitable Stoutland realizes what "W-A-L-K" means.
Corrie Phisher benevolently flipping you off from the heavens above.
Watching The XY Files with the lights on like a weenie.
Sucking Mewtwo's dick behind the Olivine City PokeMart at 3 AM.