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gross!!!!

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oh my gosh i am so sorry for the disturbance X:(
it is 100 and X percent my fault for getting Xcited over the snorlaX
my think pan just wasnt in the right place at the time sorry ill do better neXt time to not get Xcited over the snorlaX
he just looked a lot like my little Xully but way bigger X:D maybe Xully will become a snorlaX if i train him to be big and strong
sorry im running my talk blaster and wasting your time D:X
do you think you can help me out before the snorlaX eats me for a snack
i dont know who will take care of Xully and finny if i flop over now X:(

;)

[unconchonable]

[Oh. Oh yes, Eridan can get used to this. That's right, apologize and grovel before him gutterblood.]

as you should be
at least you got SOME sense recognizin your mistake
thats better than SOME crustcrawwlers admittedly
also i aint gonna help just anyone let alone some idiot rustblood wwho thought it a smart fuckin movve to go and get stuck under a snorlax
seriously howw did you survvivve on alternia not that it matters really
but wwhat am i gonna get outta this if i help you my infinite wwisdom and kickass assistance aint free you knoww

X:,(

[grubbles]

sorry
i dont have anything to give you for saving me
except uh my friendship X:) and uh sorry i guess that isnt much is it X:(
i would owe you a huge favor if you would be so kind to help me and i would work hard to pay off this debt because that is the burgundy way X:D
but if i have to get eaten by a snorlaX i guess i deserve that too

[unconchonable]

wwell
i can think of somethin you could givve me somethin ivve been wwithout since ivve arrivved
wwhat wwith you bein a rustblood and all and me bein of royal blood
i mean youd owwe me your life after all so wwhy dont you become my personal butler
at least youd havve a purpose then

[grubbles]

[please snorlax, eat me now]

oh well um i guess if you think thats a fair trade then who am i to argue X:) thank you X:D
i am not very good at it but i know all the things about fork placement
but i also have to take care of Xully and finny so sorry about that

[unconchonable]

of course its fair dont forget your place here
youre requestin your better to take time outta his BUSY night to savve your meaningless existence
its only fair that you spend wwhat short remainder of your life servvin me proper
wwhat is xully and finny are they your pokemon or somethin

[grubbles]

i thought my place was trainin these slowbeasts since this doesnt look like alternia anymore X:(
sorry for the assumption

Xully and finny are my beasts and they are trying to help me too but they are pretty slow
well Xully is slow finny is flopping around but he is trying his best X:)
i am used to this kind of help but at this rate i will probably die from these Xcruliating circumstances

[unconchonable]

thats the place of those wwho aint dumb enough to get themselvves stuck under a snorlax
youvve forfeited your right to that by needin to be savved
you gutterbloods I swwear left alone for a fuckin second and youre gettin yourself culled pretty pathetic imo

wwell youd be of no use to be in this wworld if your beasts are shit so thats fine
tell me wwhere you are but in the meantime heres a possible solution before you lose your bloody nub
use your beast to attack the snorlax it cant bloody sleep while bein attacked and thus youll be freed
wwish i could say im surprised you didnt think of that on your owwn but that sponge of yours is runnin off inferior blood so

[grubbles]

X:( we dont need Xtra help we are pretty capable i think lots of culling is all for fun from the higherbloods or um they make a good selfie backdrop for the heiress but i am not an expert on the subject i just listen to what my moirail tells me
he seems pretty knowledgeable on this kind of stuff X:) i miss him X:(
but if i cant train them anymore whos going to train Xully and finny?

Xully is trying but this snorlaX is dead set on his nap and Xully is looking ready to sleep again himself
i dont even think finny has the capacity to attack anyone hes so sweet X:D hes doing a good job keeping up the morale here though maybe thats from the lack of blood gushing in my frond now X:D

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you WWILL train them
but only under my command and not all on your owwn cuz clearly you aint bloody capable of bein tasked with freedom
also wwho the fuck is your moirail
actually nevvermind i dont wwanna knoww and quite frankly it doesnt matter cuz hes not here and might nevver be so you basically dont havve a moirail

[Eridan might be a lil touchy over the subject of moirails, oops.]

wwoww
your beasts sound about as useless as you
alright wwhere are you so i can come and savve your pathetic ass

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[oopsie.]

D:X hell never ever be here
but tetrarch cares about me X:) even if hes not here hes probably out there doing the good work as hed say
er i probably shouldnt have said that sorry
please disregard everything i said

oh right i was supposed to tell you my location
well i think im on route X but it could also be route 16 because i was too Xcited about these beasts its like fiduspawn came to life X:)
i am aware that sounds Xtremely pathetic
sorry for all of this