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Comments

[aloneintheuniverse]

[Okay, now that's just rude.

Romelle frowns and leans in towards the 'gear a bit.]

Very funny, Lance. You don't have to be rude just because you're upset I pressed a few wrong buttons in your lion!

[spacebaloney]

[How about you back up a little, lady? Don't get mad this guy who is behind the times doesn't recognize you. If you're a fan, you are a terrible one.]

Okay, first of all, what the quiznak are you doing in my Lion? Secondly, DON'T TOUCH BLUE! Third, who are you? I thought the only Alteans left were Allura and Coran?

[aloneintheuniverse]

Blue?

[That has her leaning back a bit in surprise.]

Why would I touch the princess's lion? And I was in your lion because you said I could travel back to Earth with you! [And frustration seeps in again.] Why are you acting like you have no idea who I am? I'm Romelle! From the Altean colony!

[spacebaloney]

Well, I guess if you wanna call it her Lion since her father created them, sure, but I'm its Paladin. I have final say in who puts their grubby little hands on it and I didn't give you or anybody else permission to touch Blue. And are you drunk? On some swap moon drugs? When did I ever say we were going back to Earth? Voltron still has tons more shit to do.

[Lance leans back too. Are they mimicking each other? Is her frown the same as his?]

What colony?

[aloneintheuniverse]

No, Allura is the Blue Lion's Paladin! You pilot the Red Lion. Have you hit your head or something? Forgotten everything that's happened?

[Seriously Lance, are you okay?]

The Altean colony that Lotor was using to harvest Quintessence!

[spacebaloney]

Ooh, I see. You're batshit insane. That's what it is! [Lance laughs, sounds very uncomfortable with this lady, and waves a hand.] Me, piloting Red? While Allura pilots Blue? Pfft. Next you'll tell me Hunk is no longer a leg.

[But no, the next thing this chick says is not only crazy, but confusing too.]

Who the fuck is Lotor?

[Forgive his language, Romelle and by extension, Shiro. Lance is just beyond confused.]

[aloneintheuniverse]

[Romelle can't help but look hurt by the insane comment though she recovers quickly and opts to glare at him now.]

I am not insane! You are most definitely the Red Lion's paladin and Allura pilots Blue! Pidge is green, Hunk is yellow and Keith is Black! Shiro isn't a pilot anymore, I..guess because he's missing an arm or maybe because there aren't enough lions but we're all traveling together back to Earth in the lions since the castle was destroyed!

[She says it fast and loud, not wanting to give him a chance to interrupt her. Once she's done, there's a pause before her Mienfoo let's out a quiet noise and Romelle slumps, looking down.]

Lotor is the son of Emperor Zarkon.

[spacebaloney]

Look, Lady. I get it. You're a fan and we're Voltron and it's exciting to meet us face to face! But your fanfic is not reality, okay? There's no way I'm driving Red around. For starters, Keith has probably farted in that chair a million times and that's just nasty. I'm not sitting in his farts of Paladins past. Shiro has always been missing an arm. That never stopped him from being our leader before and it won't now. And you can't just destroy the Castle as a plot twist. We live there! It's home.

[She can say it as slow as she wants too, but that's not going to stop Lance from ripping apart her weird ass fantasy. It doesn't make a lick of sense and he refuses to believe any of it.

Except that last part.]

ZARKON HAD SEX?!

[aloneintheuniverse]

What--what in the quiznak are you talking about?? I'm not making any of this up! We had to destroy the castle because of the holes in reality that were torn open by the fight between Lotor's weapon and Voltron! This isn't some--some fantasy of mine! Do you think I would fantasize about meeting all of you after watching my brother die? After watching my people die because of what Lotor was doing to our colony?!

[Yeah that..last bit might have been yelled because Romelle is not happy right now.

She's panting a bit after she says it, eyes closed tightly as she tries to contain herself. Her Mienfoo is barely visible in the frame, cooing and squeaking at her in a calming manner. After a moment she finally opens her eyes and glares at Lance.]

Is that honestly what you took away from that??

[spacebaloney]

I seriously don't know who you are or what you're talking about. None of that happened. None of that will happen. [Or so Lance thinks.] I'm sorry about your brother, I really am, but anything in your story that has to do with me just isn't real. Jeez, I've never seen another Altean until now and here you're yelling at me about Red and some guy named Lotor.

[Lance can see she's really upset about something, most likely her brother, but he can't comfortably sit here and accept everything she's babbling about. Pidge would have definitely told him that he was now in Red and Allura was in Blue and somehow Shiro decided Keith would be his successor. Right? Right?]

Well, I mean, have you seen Zarkon? Would you think someone would be willing to bang him? Dude's pretty ugly.

[aloneintheuniverse]

It has happened you just--you apparently have experienced it yet!

[Lance she is seriously going to find you and punch you or something because you are being THE WORST.

Okay maybe she won't punch him. Especially once Shiro informs her of everything and the weird time shenanigans but..still.]

I really don't want to think about that! Why are you even thinking this hard about it? Just stop already!!