JANUARY - FEBRUARY TEST DRIVE MEME

[indigo_events]

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN YOUR TEST-DRIVE JOURNEY?
CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | KANTO | SEVII ISLANDS

Feel free to make various prompts in multiple locations!

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OTHER USEFUL LINKS:
NAVIGATION | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

Comments

[fingersandteeth]

['You little shit,' Steven Durante mutters under his breath and absolutely does not type.]

Good for you, then.

[asmywitness]

[Ask a stupid question, Steven. Or at least make a sound deduction and then make a silly comment.]

Any other valuable advice, o wise and venerable master of the telephonic device.

[fingersandteeth]

Don't die. You can't here, but you'll lose half your money and wake up in a pokecenter feeling like a chump.

[asmywitness]

That's extremely specific.

[fingersandteeth]

It didn't happen to me, but it happened to my [there's a long pause before he finally types,] boyfriend.

[Wow. It's just. So weird to actually say that. But... almost kinda good?]

[asmywitness]

He sound like an asshole. How the fuck do you die in Pokemon?

[fingersandteeth]

I mean, he is an asshole, but he's *my* asshole.

He said it was an angry mob.

[asmywitness]

I feel like you should be more concerned about having a boyfriend who can, in this world of - I'd like to reiterate - fucking Pokemon, somehow manage to set off a fucking lynch mob.

Because seriously.

[fingersandteeth]

Look. I don't actually know how it happened. He didn't give me the details.

But he's actually a good guy. Like, seriously open-minded and amazing on social issues. He can just get a little bit obnoxious and overbearing and he probably just got that way with the wrong people.

[Tim probably had something to do with it, Steven suspects.]

[asmywitness]

Oh, I don't actually give a shit about how good you think his tail is, thanks. I'm just baffled that someone managed to die at all.

[fingersandteeth]

Technically he didn't. Because we can't.

[You are such a little shit.]

Also if you see a mud-covered woman lurch towards you, don't take the Pokeball she'll try to press into your hand. They contain abominations that science forgot.

[asmywitness]

I fail to see how that's different from any other animal on this planet.

[fingersandteeth]

Trust me: *they're different*.

[asmywitness]

[Tyler does not trust easily.]

A convincing counter-argument.

[fingersandteeth]

[Once again, under his breath, 'You little shit.']

Like, I'm not entirely sure how they're alive levels of mistake.

[asmywitness]

[The next reply is a screenshot. Of Tyler's own post.]

"I fail to see how that's different from any other animal on this planet.".

[fingersandteeth]

[The reply after that?

A photo of Steven's very own Dracozolt, followed by the words:]

He's *literally* been reanimated from two different animals.

[asmywitness]

You're just being mean. He's thicc is all.

[fingersandteeth]

That's one word for him.