TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

[11121_assumption]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.

If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!

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[beastofasister]

i.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, and mini-cupcakes.

ii.
Well, I've consulted some psychics, but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming.

iii.
You left a paper here that says "to do list," but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times.

iv.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad.

v.
[ Text her! ]

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[thedifferencebetween]

...yeah. Yeah that sounds about right.

Also explains the taste in my mouth and why I can't get crappy sitcom theme song music outta my head.

[beastofasister]

Well, that's two mysteries solved! How many left to go?

[thedifferencebetween]

Too many, sweetheart. Way too many.

They've got some serious cough syrup here. I think it might have been meant for Pokemon, I dunno.

[beastofasister]

[really, jack...]

Shouldn't you check that before you start drinking it? If something isn't for humans, it could make you really sick!

Did you throw the bottle away?

[thedifferencebetween]

Eh, what's the worst that can happen?

I...I gotta be honest with you, princess, I don't even remember last night, I dunno where the bottle is. It was pink. It had a Snorlax on it.

[beastofasister]

[A Snorlax. So, probably extra strength either way.]

I just don't want to hear about you waking up in the Pokemon Center or something! Promise me you'll at least check for a warning label next time, okay?

[...Also, she doesn't want to be the one cleaning things up if his body decides he just ate a bunch of poison.]

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[11121_assumption]

Why do you have those things?

[beastofasister]

Because we're going to color together, silly!

What kind of cupcakes do you like? I have vanilla, chocolate, and peanut butter with plain icing.

[11121_assumption]

I've never had any cupcakes.

What will colouring unicorns do?