TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

[11121_assumption]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.

If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!

Comments

[a_sin_for_him]

1 . There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know

2. I screamed at him badly because I thought he was going for my chocolate, forgetting it was in my hand.

3. Can you believe it? He called me a stupid bitch. I'm a highly educated bitch!

4. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THE LOAF OF BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE THEY LEFT???

5. I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF CHOCOLATE!

6.I madly want someone to kiss me and pet my hair and tell me I'm pretty and pay for all my drinks, why does that have to be so complicated?

[Or text her!]

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[purramedic]

You poor dear. I don't think it's too much to ask!

[a_sin_for_him]

And yet an impossibility all the same.

And I'm no one's 'dear'. I'm also quite wealthy.

[purramedic]

My apologies. I didn't mean anything by it.

[a_sin_for_him]

No apologies are needed. I'm just picky about semantics.

And mildly grumpy.

[purramedic]

Understandable. Not to worry. I won't say such things again.

[a_sin_for_him]

Well you're a courteous one, aren't you?

[purramedic]

Well, I don't know that I've ever been described with that particular word, but I do my best.

[a_sin_for_him]

You certainly SEEM courteous, all apologies and assurances.

And they say chivalry is dead.

[purramedic]

I wouldn't call myself chivalrous. Charming or a suck-up, yes.

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[soundmind]

I'll beat him up.

[a_sin_for_him]

Oh, I already took care of that. I doubt he'll be making the same mistake again.

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[shiro2hero]

Blame the pokemon?

[a_sin_for_him]

As tempting as that is, I somehow question whether they're really to blame...

[shiro2hero]

Do you have roommates?