TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

[11121_assumption]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.

If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!

Comments

dear god thank you for this meme

[purramedic]

1. How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one of those.

2. But I don't know if I cried about life then banged her or banged her and then cried. Chicken or the egg?

3. Yes and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing.

4. She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe vomit off her face.

5. No, I don't need a babysitter, I have my cats. Cats can dial 911, you know.

6. [your text]

2.

[laughingstawke]

Both. You did both.

[purramedic]

See, I want to apologize, but... it's sort of your fault for expecting anything different.

5

[11121_assumption]

I would doubt you but Assumption has used my gear to call the network before. But he also has thumbs and isn't a cat.

[purramedic]

Between the four of them, my Pokemon can at the very least emulate a thumb.
Probably.

[11121_assumption]

Don't assume they will call someone helpful. I'm not sure who Assumption intended to call but he broadcast himself to everyone.

[purramedic]

... You know, you're probably right. I love the beasts, but combined they're... a bit of a mess, with a spiteful mastermind.

[11121_assumption]

Spiteful? They seem fond of you.

[purramedic]

I stepped on Pinsy's tail once when I hadn't slept for two nights. She's plotting my gruesome demise, mark my words.

[11121_assumption]

Oh.

I dropped a kitten once when I was younger. But it was the pet shop owner who raged at me, not the kitten.

[purramedic]

Accidents happen. Not everyone understands that enough to be forgiving.

[11121_assumption]

I did hurt it.

[purramedic]

And clearly you feel bad about it. You shouldn't blame yourself forever.

[11121_assumption]

It was a long time ago. But I worry I might hurt my Pokemon by mistake.

[purramedic]

Well, that's silly. You're not doomed to repeat your mistakes, and even if an accident did happen, I don't think they would be angry with you.