TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

[11121_assumption]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.

If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!

Comments

[moneylogues]

some people are so goddamn sensitive

like damn get that stick out of your ass and learn to take a joke, christ

[thedifferencebetween]

No, see, in order to get a stick up there in the first place, his buttcheeks would need to be clenched less than a guy who thought the apocalypse was gonna fly out of his ass.

[moneylogues]

omg wow

that bad seriously? how does someone like that even function

[thedifferencebetween]

I dunno, and he's never got a good answer. Just 'oh my god, stahhhhhp it!' and 'I'm gonna hang up on you!' and 'stop talking about my junk!'. Total killjoy.

[moneylogues]

so obviously you've been keeping it up and driving him crazy, right? i mean that's what i'd do.

[thedifferencebetween]

Obviously. I mean, the reactions are kinda priceless...

I wanna see if I can make him bleed out his ears or something.

[moneylogues]

yeah freaking out those types is always fun. they just make it so easy

wish you could take pics of his reactions, i can only imagine how hilarious he must look

[thedifferencebetween]

Holy shit, you're right. Why I haven't I been recording this?

[moneylogues]

that's what i'm here for, providing you with awesome ideas

do it. save this for future generations to laugh at.