TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

[11121_assumption]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.

If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!

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2 because I'm horrible

[styxiedust]

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I don't think you meant to send this to me, and I appreciate the consideration, but you don't have to worry about that. I've seen worse.

[shiro2hero]

I



I'm sorry

Pretend you didn't see that.

[styxiedust]

Buy my silence and I'll keep it secret forever.




Just kidding.

But seriously are you still not getting enough sleep? Apparently your Gastly isn't doing his job.

[shiro2hero]

That's. Hilarious.

It's doing its best. But it's not allowed to do that anymore.

[styxiedust]

You texted a young lady about being passed out in the shower with no provocation, I'm allowed to rib at you.

What's with the "it"--you haven't named him?

[And she'd add that really, he can't stop his Gastly from doing anything, but maybe he has one of those rare actually obedient ghosts.]

[shiro2hero]

That was an accident. Really.

It doesn't want one. I've asked.

[styxiedust]

[All right Shiro, don't have an aneurysm, nobody actually thought you were making passes at the reaper.]

Really? How odd. Maybe he'll remember his old one later or come into a new one on his own.





Listen I know this is embarrassing, but I have to know, who WAS that text intended for?

[shiro2hero]

["Almost having a brain meltdown" is his default state of being man.]

Maybe. It seems to like "Gastly" just fine, though.

... the people I'm traveling with.

[styxiedust]

At least stop calling him "it" please. Just because he's a ball of mist doesn't change his identity.

[Similarly, there's never not a time where Botan doesn't take the plight of ghosts Very Personally, being technically one herself 99% of the time.]

I don't want to tell anyone how to use their Gear, Shiro-san, but since by default this thing forces all of us to have each other added on our contacts, you might want to make a specific folder for your travelmates so things like this don't happen again.

[shiro2hero]

But what if Gastly isn't male?

Yeah, it's. Starting to look like that's a good idea.

[styxiedust]

That would be awkward considering you were the one who first referred to him as "he" in our initial conversation. You also could ask him.

[Not that Pokemon have a very strong concept of gender in the same way humans do, even if Gastly are implied to be previously human.]

[shiro2hero]

... I did?

I'm... sorry, I don't remember.

[Memory Problems 4lyfe. Either that or Thanks Hypnosis.]

[styxiedust]

Oh.






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[Wow humans with trauma sure are fragile, aren't they.]

You don't have to apologize, Shiro-san, I shouldn't have pushed the subject in the first place.

I mean honestly I'm way more comfortable talking about ghosts than people buttdialing me with images that will never leave my head.



piffle I'm babbling

[shiro2hero]

Hey, it's fine! No harm done. I'm sorry you got the message in the first place.

So it's really my fault here.