December-January Test Drive Meme!

[indigo_league]

TEST DRIVE MEME

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!


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CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

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[thedifferencebetween]

[....well look at that. And just when Jack thought the influx of bandit assholes had stopped. Welp, time to mess with the dickhead!]

Hyperion's always listening, cupcake.

[fatherhelios]

[Well, that voice was certainly enough to send a chill down the bandit lord's spine. He'd never had the displeasure of dealing with Jack directly, he'd done a good job of flying under the radar. Sure, he'd gotten pushed around from time to time for being too spineless, but unlike some of his friends, his disinterest in social climbing (at least on his own) had kept him from the fates that had befallen them.]

[But Vaughn didn't want to think about that. Couldn't stop to think about it, because not answering Handsome Jack was probably just as bad as giving the wrong answer. He didn't know where the man was, didn't know of the tyrannical CEO knew where he was, but he wasn't going to risk it.]

[Not that he had anything good to say...]

I, uh. [His throat felt tight, as if Jack's hands were already around it. Months of carefully cultivated bravado and conditioning seemed to leak out of him. The meek chump that he had left behind in that wintery Atlas facility reared his ugly head once again.]

I didn't realize I wasn't alone here, sir.

[thedifferencebetween]

The far reaching and all embracing arms of Hyperion mean you're never alone!

No matter what.

Or if you wanna be or not!

[fatherhelios]

K, uh. That's... [Creepy? Horrifying? Almost certain to spell his death.] Good to know.

[Spineless bastard.]

[thedifferencebetween]

Yeah it is.

Bad news is...you are a long, long way from home. Like off the charted galaxies long way.

[fatherhelios]

[Vaughn felt his stomach drop. He knew he was off Pandora, but galaxies?]

Don't suppose you know a way to get back? I have -- [He held his tongue. The last thing he wanted was to advertise the fact that he had a bunch of Hyperion refugees squatting in Jack's former castle.] I left my oven on. I think.

[thedifferencebetween]

Oh yeah, sure.... I mean, obviously I'm just here for my own health. I'm just the kind of guy who would abandon his entire empire to dick around with fuzzy alien animals in the middle of nowhere. We're not at all all stuck here thanks to an insane space llama.