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December-January Test Drive Meme!

TEST DRIVE MEME

➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

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Pff! Took you long enough!

[He's not actually upset, he's just arguing for form's sake. Anyway, there are more important topics at hand! Those topics being her many, many questions.]

Staying in the tiny burned tower town with Shield Lady and Springs and the Doppelganger and Angel!

[So...no, the others aren't here, unless Angel counts. But things are pretty cozy with the TPS crew, anyway.]

No guns here, already looked! Just monsters and magical cockfights.

Well we all love a good cockfight...wait now I'm starting to sound more like Moxxi.

Well OK...so we have some firepower even without our favorite kinds, Athena was pretty cool and...wait...

[It took her a second to process what he said, sue her.]

ANGEL!? Angel is here? Like...like THE Angel? Our Angel?

Mnahahahaha! Yeah! No more slag cage, no more blackmail!

[Someone's tickled to be able to share this information.

....although that reminds him...]

....Gotta watch out for Jackoff, too, though.

[His voice changes from a happy growl to an annoyed grumble as he relates this not-so- great news.]

[Her face falls immediately joining him in a good irritated growl.]

Freaking frick there always has to be a goddamn catch doesn't there?

[After a minute she smirks, and then grins and bursts out into adorable giggles, enough to startle her chill Mawile.]

That just means we get to kill him in his stupid face all over again!

[Gaige, this is why you're his best murder buddy.]

Yes yes yes yesyesyesyes! Rip off his eyelids and consume his lungs!

[His volume and the guttural growl in his voice both increase toward the end of his statement, and he's back to shoving his face up against the device again, giving Gaige another close-up look of his eye, which...now that the topic's shifted to Jack, is a lot more wild than it was previously.]

That's the spirit!

[ And then she thinks about it for a minute and remembers they're not on Pandora anymore.]

Err...of course we mean that in a metaphorical sort of murder sense...because what kind of idiots would broadcast their intentions to commit crime on a public access channel? Not these idiots no way.

Even if he should totally die in a fire. Like...a lot of fires. At the same time. Fire squared times pi.

[It's cool, Gaige, Krieg's been making horrific threats of violence against Jack's person for months over the network now and no one seems to care.]

PFmnahahAHAHAHAH! I LOVE A GOOD BARBEQUE!

[Metaphorical schmetaphorical, he knows what she's doing here and doesn't care. Although his statement regarding his love of barbeques can actually be interpreted harmlessly despite the previous context, maybe...so that's...something...

But now he's shifting gears, to something more immediate and important:]

Where are you?

[That'll come in handy, because Gaige is still plenty comfortable with shouting about violence and flying off the handle.]

Some place called "New Bark Town." They told me I gotta hoof it if I wanna start training my little gal pal here.

Mngh...It's a long walk. Better get started!

[And he'll meet her halfway, naturally, but it doesn't even occur to him to actually tell her that, whoops. :')]

Yeah yeah I'm on it. You're in some big burnt out tower? How hard could that be to find? I mean we dragged our asses all over Pandora so how bad could this place be?

[She's hoping he's coming, but she also knows as friendly as she is with the other Vault Hunters she's gotta pull her own weight.]

Don't suppose there's a Fast Travel Station anywhere nearby?

This planet's a midget-loving cakewalk!

[To put it mildly. The peaceful quiet of the place (bizarrely persistent electronic background music notwithstanding) had been nightmarish at first, but he's actually come to enjoy it.]

Yeah! In the next town over, in the monster hospital! Three days to walk, less to run!

Thank GOD. I was ready to try and catch something big enough I could ride if it was further then that.

Oh and check this out!

[She pouts and shows off her totally not awesome or robotic regular arm.]

They took away my Deathtrap!!! He better be waiting for me back home with my robot arm. I spent WAY too much time and blood building him.

Mnngh..!

[He regards her boring old flesh and blood arm with all the seriousness of someone who has also been hugely and inconveniently robbed of his own prize possession. He knows the feeling, Gaige.]

My axe is gone, too! Can't even get a new one - the monsters do all the slicing and dicing!

[He's not quite as buttmad about that as he used to be, but every once in a while the unhappy reminder gets him riled up about it again. It's not fair that they get to have all the fun!]

I haven't split any skulls in ages!

[She stifles some laughter.]

Poor baby! The nerve of this place! I mean come on we're friggin' Vault Hunters. We need more weapons then a friggin' army! You can't just take em all away and expect us to play nice right?

[Actually that's exactly what the expectations are here Gaige.]

Well at least we get monster on monster violence. How hot is that?

[He is the poorest baby!!!

But her remark about hot monster on monster violence has him laughing again.]

MnahahahAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! It's a never-ending BONFIRE BOLERO! The chicken's flamethrower is almost as good as mine!

You got a flame throwing chicken!? That's like...PERFECT for you! Did you pick it or did yours just show up like mine did?

[ Gaige hasn't studied her pokedex that closely yet so the idea of a fire breathing chicken has her giggling in that unstable anarchy sort of way.]

Good Murder Chicken, best Murder Chicken!

[Also, incidentally, its name.]

It just showed up! It used to sit in my hand, now it's almost as tall as me!

Dontmakeadickjokedontmakeadickjoke

What are you feeding that thing to make it so big?

[Gaige, please, you can make all the dick jokes, and Krieg will laugh at every single one.]

Mng, pff...Berries and monster puffs and plenty of knuckle sandwiches!

[Translation: they do a lot of fighting :)]

Monster puffs sounds like a cereal that only comes around once a year.

And we all love a good knuckle sandwich!

[She flexes trying to make a muscle but despite her rough and tumble experience on Pandora, she is still woefully small compared to pretty much everyone else on the team. Probably because she lets her robot arm do all the heavy lifting.]

I'll see ya soon big guy!

PfnmnahahahAHAHA!

[It's okay, Gaige, you'll be in good skinny noodle arm company with Angel.]

Can't wait!!

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