NEW YEAR, NEW TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

1) Pick some texts from the site
2) Post in character
3) Reply to others
4) HAVE FUN

Comments

[notvaljean]

on or IN their butts?

now you're just shitting me

[purramedic]

You asked how two men have intercourse. Well, anyone can be penetrated. It's quite nice, actually.

1/2

[notvaljean]

[ANDERS NO]

[notvaljean]

but does it REALLY feel good?

I mean

pooping doesn't feel good

[purramedic]

It isn't the same. Some men can climax just from being stimulated that way.

[notvaljean]

how?

[purramedic]

There are certain spots that may feel that good, just as there are inside a woman. Though it might be unwise to ignore what's outside of anyone unless you know for certain. You wouldn't want to be selfish, now.

mind = BLOWN

[notvaljean]

but where are they? how do you find them?

[purramedic]

Trial and error, my friend.

Please tell me you're at least familiar with the concept of masturbation.

[notvaljean]

but if it's trial and error, what if you don't find it fast enough? they'll go have sex with someone else!

you mean jerking off?

yeah, of course

everyone does it

[purramedic]

Not necessarily. Some people can be very patient. Especially if they like you.

You know, you can touch more than your penis.

[notvaljean]

[Is Jean insightful enough to realize Anders is being super patient with him right now, and this indicates that Anders is being a good friend? No, no he is not.]

why would you do that? that would just draw attention and make someone realize what you were doing

[purramedic]

It shouldn't be any more telling than other things. Rent a room at the inn or something, find some privacy if you're so concerned.

[notvaljean]

this is going to get expensive

okay, say I've got an inn and I'm by myself
what do I do then?

[purramedic]

Whatever you want to do!

[notvaljean]

WHAT I WANT TO DO IS GRAB MY DICK

[purramedic]

What's stopping you?

[notvaljean]

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DO OTHER STUFF AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

[ >:( ]

[purramedic]

Alright, alright. What exactly is it you're after? Perhaps I can explain a little more.

[notvaljean]

I

I don't even know

I want

[someone to love me]

to know other ways to feel good, I guess?

[purramedic]

Are we still talking about "feeling good" in a physical sense?

[notvaljean]

yes

[no]

[purramedic]

Alright.

Have you tried a hot bath lately? Those are nice.

[notvaljean]

yeah

yeah, I mean, those are nice

I haven't had one lately though

[purramedic]

Found any food you like?

There's this thing they make called a burrito. It's full of every food you can imagine. Did they have those where you're from?