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Kevin Beckman | Ghostbusters

[flying_beefcake]

((OOC: Spoilers possible in the comments, let me know if you need me to avoid them entirely.))

A) Video
I dunno what talking talking about, this tastes fine to me.

[That. Sure is a Chesto Berry he's munching on.]

It's minty. Think you could use these as like a Tic-Tac kinda thing?

B) Video
I need to report a monster theft.

[Very serious business face, today. Contrasted completely by the cheerful Sunny-Weather Castform floating behind Kevin.]

I woke up today and someone managed to swap my Pokémon- it's a little ghosty thing, a Coastfoam?- with whatever this is.

[The camera turns to focus for a second on the allegedly-missing Castform in question.]

If someone wants to trade that's fine, but that thing was my starter. That's supposed to be important, right? If anyone's seen him, he responds to Al or Alan, last name Bino.

A [Video]

[cyan_maid]

[Oh. Oh dear, that's. Um. Shit. She can't just...let him keep doing that in good conscience. It doesn't help that, even despite her preferences, she can't deny that this is a pretty man.]

Sir? S-Sir, you should really spit that out and, um, not eat anymore of it? It could make you sick!!

Re: A [Video]

[flying_beefcake]

No, it's toothpaste that makes you sick if you eat it, not everything minty.

[Yeah, he's taking another big bite, still grinning.]

This tastes way better than Colgate, too. It's like a sweet mint, not that really sharp peppermint you get sometimes.

[cyan_maid]

No, sir, I am telling you from experience that those berries are not meant for human consumption!

[Also my gosh, why even eat that much of anything minty, mint is fine but only in small doses!!!!!]

I can't say I know what that one does, but the one I ate was incredibly disgusting, and apparently the least bad of the bunch! I really do think you should spit it out and stop before the effects kick in, whatever they are!

[flying_beefcake]

You sure it's all the berries? That seems weird. Like if every kind of nut were poisonous instead of just coconuts.

[Kevin, no.]

And even that's just like-

[One second, mental calculations of some kind running.]

One in a thousand people, I think? They kill maybe a hundred or so people a year. You sure you're not just allergic? I've had like three or four of these and I- [yawn] -'scuse me, I feel fine.

[cyan_maid]

...Coconuts aren't poisonous. They just fall from very high, are quite hard, and can definitely kill you if you get knocked in the head.

[An eyebrow is going way up. What do those things even do...]

Three or four of that exact berry, or of different kinds?

[flying_beefcake]

Oh, really? Huh, the more you know.

And it's been all- [yawn] -'scuse me, man, I must've slept worse than I thought- all this kind. Big bush of 'em.

[cyan_maid]

...Sir...I really, really think that eating one was bad enough, but three or four...

[There is no way she's going to be able to help you unless someone gets a stomach pump out there huh]

[flying_beefcake]

[He is going to pass out as soon as this call is over, if not sooner.]

No, it's fine, really, I- uh-

[He's looking a little slower on the uptake than usual, if that were possible.]

I like mint stuff. One time when I was a kid I ate like an entire box of candycanes. ...I mean I got sick all over the carpet afterward, but I'm pretty sure that was the sugar, not the mint.

[cyan_maid]

[Or the sheer quantity. Sir how have you not died yet.]

That may be all well and good, but whether they're minty or not, the berries are very bad for humans to ingest! How far are you from a town, do you know? You should get to a doctor as soon as possible!