TEST DRIVE MEME

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Fact, you can't die here, don't worry about it. As for laundry, haven't you ever done it in the sink? It's kind of the same.

[Hanna is just going to stare at the person on the screen.]

So. You're telling me...that if I jumped off a fucking cliff or decided to try and swim across the ocean right now, in all my clothes, I wouldn't die. That's ridiculous.

[Though, he supposed that...anything was possible when your insides were all put back together and nothing was left of previous body horrors but the telling line of a scar and a surprising lack of staples on his chest.] And...well? When things said hand wash only, I thought it was more of a suggestion. And put them in the washing machine anyways.

Well, you might die, but it wouldn't stick, so TBH I don't really think it counts. Anyway, clothes washing isn't hard. Most things, you just put some soap in the water and scrub your clothes in. A child could figure it out.

[Not that he, like, knows, or anything.]

Hey man, I asked for advice, not for some guy to tell me how stupid I am for not being able to do survival one oh one. [He's not a child, and if he was, man, he'd be a big one, but in any case he thinks his comment is a little uncalled for.]

If you're going to be a jerk, you can just take it somewhere else. [He's rocking some positive vibes here, and he's not going to have some kid in a pair of too cool for school sunglasses ruining it for him.]

Dude, chill, I'm just saying. You'll be fine. This world was designed with four-year-olds in mind, don't sweat the small shit too much.

[Just gonna let that roll right off him, yo.]

Check your bag, you've got a change of clothes anyway, right? It's only three days to the first town after New Bark.

[Designed for four-year-olds, huh? Well. He supposes that'll make it so much easier not to die in horrible ways out in the wilderness.]

And I know I've got a change of clothes. There is this rad shirt in here with a Gengar on it, but man...I don't see any toilet paper in here. They got the toothbrush part covered but I figure if it's going to take me three days to get to the next town I'm going to have to go along the way...

[You done fucked up "mom". Who ever she was...god that still kind of messes him up in all sorts of ways.]

You could use one of your spare sets of underwear.

[Problem-solving!]

[Still staring into his bag, Hanna figures that well, if it comes down to it, then yes. Yes he can. The wiggle method doesn't work all that well with dropping bombs anyways. Jesus this is going to be both fun and weird.]

So, now that you've magically solved all my problems, I should probably introduce myself. I'm Hanna and- Wait. Do people introduce their Pokemon too? I mean. Is that a common thing you do, or I figure most people already know. Like, no real big surprise that the yellow mouse thing is a pikachu, or what ever.

Sure, people introduce their buddies if they're around. Usually by name, since yeah, you learn the species well enough if you're here long enough. I'm Dave, by the way. You named your bat after Amelia Earhart?

Dave, got it. [So he won't be calling you sunglasses kid forever, this is good.] And yeah! I figure it's a good strong name, that and Earhart. Come on, that's cute, right?

[Hanna has never had a pet before so this love story is going to be disgustingly sugar sweet, he's not even sorry. He'll turn the camera to proudly show his little Noibat though, just chilling there without much care in the world. She's adorable.] Just look at her ears! So long as she's not screaming, I mean, she's already got me wrapped around her tiny little fingers.

I think I'm in love.

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