11121_assumption: (Default)
Walter Sullivan ([personal profile] 11121_assumption) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus2016-11-11 09:29 pm

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

A legit thing that can happen in this game and be texted about


TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.

If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!


atlasrising: (this isn't mine)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-12 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the next time someone say sthey don't want to get your junk food you're get up and get it like a sane person instead of sending dick pics because they don't get it fo ryou

Ok yeah it told me you were married twice I didn't know about yourg girlfriend and

WHAT HUNDREDS how are you not sick??? Seriously??????

Uhh no I don't but thanks.
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-11-12 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
This way is way more fun.

For me.

It's called protection, Rhys, and not banging dirty people. And having access to a doctor that could just give me a shot and knock out ANY infection that might've been thinking of making itself at home in my pants.

I'm as clean as a virgin nun.
atlasrising: (na na na na)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah glad to hear I'm happy for you I'm 2 seconds away from blocking your number btw

GOOD well i'm glad to hear after having sex with like a thousand people you're not dying. Good. Glad.

Better you than me.
thedifferencebetween: (a literal bag of dicks)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-11-12 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Go right ahead, I know where you sleep.

That's a part of being very sexually active, taking care of yourself. I like sex. I like life. I'm careful to make sure I can continue to enjoy both. But it has been a crazy long time since I got laid...

Yeah, you just LIVE like a virgin nun.
atlasrising: (all i do is pout)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-12 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah so?

That's great ok good for you can we just change the subject please. Why do you like cake pops so much

WHO CARES maybe I do maybe I don't that's my business so
thedifferencebetween: (a literal bag of dicks)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-11-12 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You've obviously never had a cake pop, they're friggin delicious.

It's not a debate, kiddo, you do. I'd put good money on betting that the most action you've gotten on this planet is that time I strangled ya a little. And that wasn't even the fun, sexy kind of strangling.

Do yourself a favor, cupcake. Get yourself a girlfriend. I'm assuming that's what you're into, based on your reaction to any mention of dudes having sex or equipment for sex.
atlasrising: (i've got a confession)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-12 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
ok so why else do you like them

UM who cares? You shouldn't. Not any of your business.

And who I do or don't like is also none of your business


So
thedifferencebetween: (would I lie to you)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-11-12 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does that need further expanding on? They're DELICIOUS.

Sure it is! As your friend, I may meet somebody and think 'wow, this person would be great for Rhys!'. I can't set ya up if I don't know what ya like.

Plus, you'd be way more chill if you were having regular sex, and I like you a lot better when you're chill.
atlasrising: (omg)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-12 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok maybe so but
You are obsessed js

No it'/ not because I can find someone for myself thanks

Nobody here got my eye and I'' perfectly fine without getting laid but thank you for the concern. Can we please stop talking about this now
We should go drinking how does that sound
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-11-12 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a craving!

Ehhhhhh....that sounds like something not true. But yes. Yes, absolutely. We should one hundred percent add alcohol to this conversation, let's do it.
atlasrising: (na na na na)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well if we're going to continue this conversation with alcohol I don't want to drink anymore

This is ridiculous
thedifferencebetween: (what could go wrong?)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-11-13 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Your face is ridiculous.

C'mon, you know you love this.
atlasrising: (PANDORAN)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Really???

Love what? Because I guarantee you're wrong.
thedifferencebetween: (what could go wrong?)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-11-13 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
This! Us! Our banter. Me joshing ya!
atlasrising: (buttmad)

[personal profile] atlasrising 2016-11-13 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
So wait wait

How much of this has been you kidding me