Walter Sullivan (
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ohmyarceus2016-11-11 09:29 pm
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Loving stolen from bakerstreet. You know how this works.
If you don't here's the game; browse through the Texts form Last Night site and pick a couple. Post them as texts your character would send and people will respond! PROFIT!
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Ok yeah it told me you were married twice I didn't know about yourg girlfriend and
WHAT HUNDREDS how are you not sick??? Seriously??????
Uhh no I don't but thanks.
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For me.
It's called protection, Rhys, and not banging dirty people. And having access to a doctor that could just give me a shot and knock out ANY infection that might've been thinking of making itself at home in my pants.
I'm as clean as a virgin nun.
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GOOD well i'm glad to hear after having sex with like a thousand people you're not dying. Good. Glad.
Better you than me.
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That's a part of being very sexually active, taking care of yourself. I like sex. I like life. I'm careful to make sure I can continue to enjoy both. But it has been a crazy long time since I got laid...
Yeah, you just LIVE like a virgin nun.
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That's great ok good for you can we just change the subject please. Why do you like cake pops so much
WHO CARES maybe I do maybe I don't that's my business so
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It's not a debate, kiddo, you do. I'd put good money on betting that the most action you've gotten on this planet is that time I strangled ya a little. And that wasn't even the fun, sexy kind of strangling.
Do yourself a favor, cupcake. Get yourself a girlfriend. I'm assuming that's what you're into, based on your reaction to any mention of dudes having sex or equipment for sex.
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UM who cares? You shouldn't. Not any of your business.
And who I do or don't like is also none of your business
So
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Sure it is! As your friend, I may meet somebody and think 'wow, this person would be great for Rhys!'. I can't set ya up if I don't know what ya like.
Plus, you'd be way more chill if you were having regular sex, and I like you a lot better when you're chill.
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You are obsessed js
No it'/ not because I can find someone for myself thanks
Nobody here got my eye and I'' perfectly fine without getting laid but thank you for the concern. Can we please stop talking about this now
We should go drinking how does that sound
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Ehhhhhh....that sounds like something not true. But yes. Yes, absolutely. We should one hundred percent add alcohol to this conversation, let's do it.
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This is ridiculous
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C'mon, you know you love this.
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Love what? Because I guarantee you're wrong.
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How much of this has been you kidding me